![]() ![]() "Now that's what I call a good business plan." "So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?" "Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play." There's a reason this store is so popular:" ![]() "There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar." I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot." They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!" "Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central." "Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years." "I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about." "I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb." "I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK." "I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick." "Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central." "There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it." "Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?" "But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy." "Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime." "Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!" "I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't." "Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little." "Can you elaborate on said disagreement?" "Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender." "Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone." "And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?" "It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone." Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (x5)ĭialogue Two Minutes of Hate Pt. Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (x5) Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (x5) Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue
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